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Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:44:59 pm »
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For the unfamiliar:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww</a>

Yes, THAT Miss South Carolina lives on my floor, in my dorm, at Appalachian State University. Her name is Caitlin Upton, and she lives a few doors down from me. I just found this out like yesterday.

I first encountered her at club expo day, where I was representing the Student Filmmaker's Organization. An...unusually attractive girl came up to our table and started talking to us, she introduced herself as Katie. Small talk, etc. I tell her what we're about and ask her if she has any experience.

As it turns out, Katie the graphic design major has experience with After Effects, Photoshop, Illustrator, and Premiere, and went to a technical high school where she studied video production. Then she said I looked familiar, and asked if I lived in [dorm name] 5th floor. Turns out yes, I recognized her too...it was crazy. So she gave us her email and phone number, and we invited her along with the 50 other interested people to our first meeting.

She didn't show up (which really is a shame since she's so experienced), but I read an article in the Appalachian, our newspaper, a couple days ago and realized HOLY !@#$%, THAT'S MAPS LIKE SUCH AS GIRL!

So yeah, cool story bros.
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Re: Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 01:59:18 pm »
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I feel like saying that all girls who have skills with Photoshop turn out to be or once were ditsy, but this generalization is dangerous.  Makes me also think of how Weezer's Pork and Beans video featured her and it had a lot of graphical effects added in.  That is cool though that she lives on your floor and a few doors down for you though.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 02:01:10 pm »
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I always thought she lived in the Iraq.

Anyways like I said on MSN... cool story bro, sex with her, etc.
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 02:03:18 pm »
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That's pretty cool and/or hilarious.
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 02:45:13 pm »
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Start humming Pork and Beans very loudly every time she walks by.

IMMA DO THE THINGS THAT I WANNA DO

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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 03:15:58 pm »
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Indeed, "cool story bro", etc.

Also makes me think of Pork and Beans.  I like that song/video.  That girl also always reminds me of this guy: myspace.com/everythinglikesuchas
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 03:30:04 pm »
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hit it and quit it
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 03:51:15 pm »
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Ask her why 1/5th of Americans think that the Earth is at the center of the solar system, and that the Sun rotates around us.

The only people I've encountered who believe that are religious retards who were educated properly but refuse to believe what science has proven.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 04:33:51 pm »
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Ha, poor thing, I bet she'll never live that down XD

You should tottaly hit that. Just make sure she has a map to your dorm room. Should probably include all of America on the map if you can. In case she wanders to Mexico by accident. Also, you might want to put Iraq, South Africa, and East Asia on there too.
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Re: Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 04:52:39 pm »
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An...unusually attractive girl

Why unusually attractive? :o
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 04:53:35 pm »
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Ha, poor thing, I bet she'll never live that down XD

You should tottaly hit that. Just make sure she has a map to your dorm room. Should probably include all of America on the map if you can. In case she wanders to Mexico by accident. Also, you might want to put Iraq, South Africa, and East Asia on there too.

THE Iraq?
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 05:48:36 pm »
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An...unusually attractive girl

Why unusually attractive? :o
Because she's in the top 50 most beautiful women in his country, perhaps?
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 05:53:13 pm »
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An...unusually attractive girl

Why unusually attractive? :o
Because she's in the top 50 most beautiful women in his country, perhaps?

Yeah, if you find Barbie dolls attractive, then she's pretty beautiful.

Y'know, she's all fake and plastic looking? Fake tan, over done make up, all of that?
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 06:03:47 pm »
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An...unusually attractive girl

Why unusually attractive? :o
Because she's in the top 50 most beautiful women in his country, perhaps?

Yeah, if you find Barbie dolls attractive, then she's pretty beautiful.

Y'know, she's all fake and plastic looking? Fake tan, over done make up, all of that?
I didn't say I found her beautiful. However, she is extremely attractive. You know what I mean when I say so attractive it's unattractive?
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Re: Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2008, 06:06:18 pm »
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You mean she's so attractive it intimidates you?

I never thought I'd get to say this to Kyubi...but, I guess I do...best to savour the moment...savouring...savouring...

Grow Some Balls.

Aaaah, that felt better than sex...I wonder what telling Source to grow some balls would feel like...
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Re: Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2008, 06:28:31 pm »
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An...unusually attractive girl

Why unusually attractive? :o
Because she's in the top 50 most beautiful women in his country, perhaps?

Yeah, if you find Barbie dolls attractive, then she's pretty beautiful.

Y'know, she's all fake and plastic looking? Fake tan, over done make up, all of that?

I don't think she's very attractive in the video; I'm actually not usually attracted to model-like beauty. But when she came to us at the club booth, she was much more dressed down and had very little makeup on.

Also, I say this because she was strikingly attractive, as in more attractive than the other girls that showed up that day (not that they weren't.)
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Re: Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2008, 06:52:56 pm »
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You mean she's so attractive it intimidates you?

I never thought I'd get to say this to Kyubi...but, I guess I do...best to savour the moment...savouring...savouring...

Grow Some Balls.

Aaaah, that felt better than sex...I wonder what telling Source to grow some balls would feel like...
You jump to asumptions, I was referring to the whole Barbie thing. Would you !@#$% a doll? No, you wouldn't.
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Re: Miss Teen South Carolina lives on my hall :O
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2008, 06:57:29 pm »
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I tend to jump from assumption to assumption, topic to topic, focus to...oooh, shiny! what was I saying again?

It's strange, but I don't actually personally know anyone nor can I say I've ever seen on TV or otherwise anyone who is so beautiful it's actually unattractive, maybe because I don't put much stock in looks...I actually cannot judge people by them...it's weird, but after a certain point on scale-of-beauty all women (and men I guess) start to seem about the same...

Would you !@#$% a doll?

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2008, 04:51:21 pm »
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Would you !@#$% a doll? No, you wouldn't.

He might not but I know you would ;)
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2008, 07:47:53 pm »
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Would you !@#$% a doll? No, you wouldn't.

He might not but I know you would ;)
Yup, you're so fine Kaede!
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